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15 Tips For Less Holiday Stress & More Holiday Zest

Do you find your self running in circles, screaming like a wild woman,“The holidays are coming! The HOLIDAYS are coming!” days before the crush of mass gifting and familial eating are to begin? You’re not alone.

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Hanukkah, based on the Jewish calendar, moves around every year, unlike Christmas or New Year’s, and sneaks up on you when you least expect it. Though, even if it were the same day every year, I would still wait to the last minute. Nothing like the thrill and excitement of being on deadline – I get my kicks where I can.

An hour before family is to arrive for my home cooked dinner – and by home cooked I mean take-out on our nice dishes – I put a few menorahs here, a few dreidels there, and when I’m really on fire, I hang our dreidel stockings on the mantle with scotch tape, and wrap our banister with shiny blue and silver tinsel that looks like Liberace lives here. I like to make it festive. I’m classy like that. (Watch out Martha Stewart.)

It truly is a glorious time of year. I love the “Festival of Lights”, Christmas lights, and good lighting in general. I can’t see worth a damn these days so I can finally find my way around when the city is all nice and lit up.

But the days are flying by and I am feeling less joyous and more ravenous, as my procrastination is at record high and my gift list for family, friends, and teachers has expanded like my waist-line after inhaling a box of See’s.

There is much to do, like figure out how to record my favorite shows I’ll be missing when I entertain the family and which restaurant we’ll choose to do take-out from. Where are Santa’s elves when I need them?

party girlThe holidays just wouldn’t be the same if they didn’t drive you batty, but a little less stress wouldn’t kill us either. So I put together some tips to help lighten your load. Here goes:

 

1. Tell everyone you’re going out of town, but don’t actually leave!

2.Never go to the same hairdresser or manicurist more than once. One less gift.

3. Hide your scale and only wear baggy clothes.

4.Draw long swirly mustaches on all the smiling faces in your pile of holiday cards.

5. Switch from regular to decaf, and decaf to 20% proof.

6. Have chocolate at every meal.

7. One stop shop. Do holiday shopping a the grocery store (any gift card will do).

8. Forgo the gift wrap and holiday cards, cuz you’re being “green.”

9. If entertaining over the holidays, only do “pot luck.”  Better yet, do every meal, “pot luck.” Kids you’re on your own.

10. Try to avoid leaving the house from Nov.26-Jan.2. Besides, think of the gas you’ll save.

11. Insist everyone wear red or green, or blue and silver, or whatever color combination accurately depicts what holiday they celebrate, to keep social gatherings lively.

12. Save the time and money (woohoo!) from coloring your hair and just tell everyone that the silver is tinsel.

13. Regifting is perfectly acceptable. Just remember not to regift the item aback to the same person. Too awkward.

14. Laugh a lot, it will soon be over. Drink a lot, it will go even faster.

15.When all else fails, spike your coffee with eggnog morning and night.

Regardless of what holiday you celebrate, just remember it’s the most stressful wonderful time of year. Happy Holidays!

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Comments

  1. Haralee says

    December 16, 2013 at 4:26 pm

    I like this list. We are always out of town and not. No one cruises by to check and what with cell phones and wi-fi, you could be anywhere!

    Reply
  2. Teresa Speight says

    December 17, 2013 at 2:51 am

    This awesome and the tips are great. I am “going out of town” as well…giggle!

    Reply
  3. grownandflown says

    December 17, 2013 at 7:38 am

    Never better advice than “laugh a lot” – thanks for the fab list and good luck with finishing all! Hope you have a wonderful holiday with your family, Linda.

    Reply
  4. Sheryl Kraft says

    December 17, 2013 at 5:04 pm

    Love all of these! I love the idea of “disappearing” but really not. Evil! Sometimes it’s necessary, what can I say?

    Reply
  5. Helene Cohen Bludman says

    December 17, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    Hiding the scale and wearing baggy clothes is my M.O. Also, when all else fails, chocolate usually helps. Love these tips, Linda!

    Reply
  6. Nina says

    December 20, 2013 at 3:15 pm

    I’m a little late to this, but they’re still great tips. I for sure need to hide the scale. Maybe until Jan 2nd.

    Reply
  7. Sandra Sallin says

    December 20, 2014 at 12:40 pm

    Perfect list. Delightful. I guess I walk around with tinsel in my hair 12 months out of the year. Love the Pot of luck. Happy Chanukka my dear friend.

    Reply
  8. Jamie Johnson Tomkins says

    December 21, 2014 at 12:45 am

    Great tips – except the decaf…can’t do that!! ha/ha

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  9. Tara Pittman says

    December 22, 2014 at 6:08 pm

    I like the out of town one best. We used to do a hotel on Christmas and it was so relaxing

    Reply

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