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10 Things Only A Mother Could Say

My beautiful, funny, spirited Mom turned 83 this year. In honor of her – because every day should be Mother’s Day, right? – I would like to share some of her “mommy wisdom.” Though we didn’t always see eye to eye, her words are worth their weight in gold. Thanks Mom for caring. I love […]

Filed Under: Parenting Tagged With: funny things moms say, humor, mom, mom advice, mother's day, sisters from another mister, things mom say, things only a mother could say, widsom

What’s On My Bookshelf – Wordless Wednesday

good books

If I can pull myself away from the lure of the computer or if there’s a power outage. Whichever comes first.   What’s on your bookshelf?

Filed Under: Reading List Tagged With: book, book club, Ghana must go, Lost in Suburbia, The Buddha in the attic, The Dinner, The Language of Flowers

College Moms Share Their Empty Nest Stories – The Good, The Bad, And The Laundry

Not long ago, when I had a freshman in college and a sophomore in high school, the reality of becoming an empty nester was looming. I had no idea what living in an empty nest would be like. After years of stay-at-home-mothering, filled with action-packed days and nights, grocery shopping, school volunteering, chauffeuring, and laundry, […]

Filed Under: College & Empty Nest, Parenting Tagged With: college, college 101, college freshman, college tips, empty house full mind, empty nest, high school senior, moms helping other moms, old tweener, when your child leaves for college

What The Heck Was I Thinking: A Fauxmoir

what was I thinking

I’m not really writing a memoir, but if I did, these could very well be the chapter titles. Once again, I’m joining North West Mommy and her posse for their Monday Listicles. This week’s topic is 10 Chapters in a Book About Me. Here are the chapter titles of my fauxmoir, “What The Heck Was […]

Filed Under: Parenting, Writer's Life Tagged With: chapter titiles, fauxmoir, humor, it's all about me, memoir, monday listicles, north west mommy

Wordless Wednesday: Sitting Pretty

Mercedes

It’s spring time and everyone wants to feel pretty. Even a Mercedes. The eyelashes add a little extra something. Don’t you think?

Filed Under: Beauty, Fashion & Exercise Tagged With: false eyelashes, Mercedes, spring

Farewell, My Uterus

They say you never really appreciate something until it’s gone, and well…I miss you. Sort of. It’s complicated. It’s been almost three years, and I never gave you the proper goodbye you deserved. Yes, we had our disagreements. Clearly we had our struggles. But we also had history. And, twice, yes twice, we made beautiful […]

Filed Under: Midlife musings, Parenting, Popular Posts Tagged With: child bearing years, fibroids, goodbye, gynocologist, hormones, hysterectomy, menopause, midlife, perimenopause, surgery, uterus

Wordless Wednesday: Wanna Ride?

Marrakech

I wonder how many chose the camel?

Filed Under: Parenting Tagged With: camel rides, Marrkech, rent

Aging Gracefully? Oh, Hell No!

This is what almost 50 feels like

In a few short months I have a birthday coming up. No, it’s not the big one. But, I’m getting so close I can almost feel it’s hot breath whispering in my ear. I am holding onto my 40’s by a thread. When the day comes that I do turn 50 – I mean 49+1 […]

Filed Under: Beauty, Fashion & Exercise, Get Inspired, Midlife musings, Parenting Tagged With: aging, aging gracefully, all night long, bat mitzvah, disco, engery, fifty and fabulous, Fifty Shades of Grey, GenFab, grandchildren, lionel richie, shake your grove thing, the new fifty, turning 50, what it's like to be 50 years old, youth

10 Things That Smell Good

10 things that smell good

There are some scents that take us back in time and remind us of loved ones, special memories, and places we’ve been. Here are ten of my favorites: 1. Freshly cut lemons. Happy and fresh. 2. Babies anytime, but especially after a bath, nestled in your arms. 3. Coffee brewing in the morning. Heaven. 4. […]

Filed Under: Lists Tagged With: coppertone sun screen, list, monday listicles, north west mommy, things that smell good, truffles

Fear of Flying: Sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight. Yeah, right!

fear of flying

Sitting at 36,000 feet above ground is not my favorite place to be. It takes a lot to get me  airborne. The twenty-four hours before any flight is filled with tremendous anxiety and a need to finish every project ever imagined. I’m like a whirling dervish, coordinating and packing my tiny carry-on at the very […]

Filed Under: Parenting, Popular Posts, Travel Tagged With: airplanes, and enjoy the flight, anxiety, fear of flying, flight attendant, flying, Huffington Post, ipod, mom, pilots, relax, sit back, turbulence, Xanax

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